townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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(via mayoraoflove13)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
reverseracist:

Someone delete this PLEASE
did-you-kno:

Mattel once released a Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick that vibrated when kids put it between their legs. Source

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via akirassendoh)

celestialfolk:

older relative: so, do you have a boyfriend yet?

me: *vanishes mysteriously into the light of the morning sun, humming an ancient song only the most fragrant flowers can remember*

(via datasoriku)

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”
afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle
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